<h3 style="text-align: center;">A stranger stabs you in the front,</h3> <h3 style="text-align: center;">A friend stabs you in the back,</h3> <h3 style="text-align: center;">A boyfriend stabs you in the heart,</h3> <h3 style="text-align: center;">But best friends only poke each other with straws.</h3>
