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Funniest Reply Of Wife

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A Husband working in UK wrote to his wife in India.

Dear Sunita Darling,

I can’t send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company’s performance, so I am sending 100 kisses.

You are my sweetheart, please understand and adjust with this situation.

Your loving husband,

His wife replied

Hey hubby

Thanks for the 100 kisses.

Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.

2. The electricity man, agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.

3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of
the monthly rent.

4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only,so I gave him other items, I hope you understand.

5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.

Please don’t worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can survive the month using this balance.

Shall I plan the same for the next month?

Your Sweet Heart.

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Stupid questions people ask in obvious situations

Stupid questions people ask in

obvious situations

1. At market: hey! What r u doing

here?

Ans: Dont u know! I sell vegetables

here.

2. In bus: A heavy lady wearing high

heel shoes steps on ur feet: Sorry

did that hurt?

Ans :not at all. I’m on local

anesthesia. Why dont you try again?

3.When u get woken up at midnight

by a phone cal:

sorry! Were u sleeping?

Ans: No! I was doing a research

whether earth is round or not. You

thought i was sleeping,hw dumb!

4.When you see a friend with

evidently short hair : hey! Hv u had

a haircut?

Ans: nah! Its autumn season n I m

shedding…

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Husband sent a text to his wife at night

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Husband sent a text to his wife at night,

“Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes

and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.”

He sent another text,

“And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I’m getting you a new car”

She text back, “OMG really?”

Husband replied,

“No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message”

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A man got a call from unknown number..

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A man got a call from unknown number..

Girl:”Hi, r u single.. ??

Man:”Yes, but who r u.. ??

Ans:”Your wife.. Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi..

Another call from unknown number..

Girl:”R u married.. ??

Man:”Yes, but who R u.. ??

Girl:”Your girlfriend, U cheat..

Man:”Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife..

Ans:”Wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas ghar aaja.

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