Gabber Singh ka janam hua to usko ma ne jor se thapad mara. Pooch kiyun?

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Ma se poochta tha: Kitne aadmi the?

Lady touched horse’s penls
Horse excited jumped and ran away very fast.
Horse Owner : Bhabhijee aab hamara bhi pakdo,
humko ghoda pakadna hai

Sabse bada jhatka :
Jab husband suhagraat ki taiyari kar raha
ho tabhi wife bole :
Aye jee CONDOM Kohinoor ka hi lagana.
Dusre se mujhe alergy ho jati hai

Suhaagrat ko Pati Patni se – Ijazat hai?
Wife – G haa
Wife ko puri raat ch*d ch*dkar bimaar karke sasuraal
chhod ke saas se bola : Aacha ijazat hai?
Wife – Mummy ijazat mat dena ga*nd faad dega

Shadi Ke Agle Din Muslim Ladke Se Uske Dosto Ne Pucha…

Dost: Kaisa Raha?

Ladka Rote Hue: Yaaro, Kabhi Apne Relatives Mein Shadi Mat Karna, Zara Sa Zor Lagaya To Boli Aamir Bhai Aaram Se.